For those who plan to attend the 2020 Easter service at your place of worship…
Our leader, who art a heathen,
Hollow be thy fame.
Although you won.
We know how come.
Ask Putin,
To whom you’re cleavin’.
Give us today, no view of your head,
And quit with all the texts,
And let Fauci do his best.
And lead us not into annihilation,
By continuing your drivel.
For the world is not your kingdom,
As you sour in false glory,
Shut your mouth, sir.
Amen